How to play a AoS...for noobs

[Pigger]

48. Limber up.

[TheDeathstalker]

48. Limber up.

49. However, you can skip the Double Tap.

[Intoxicated Crayon]

50.

Whenever you have a kill streak, death streak, die to the same guy, or kill the same guy up to 5 or to any multiple of 5... Treat it like a national holiday and troll about it to bother the person.

UHM HEY. IT'S OUR 5th ANNIVERSARY OF YOU DYING. NUB.

50th tip... yayyyyy!

[2-P]

51. If you want to be a douche and insult people do it on battle net, but don't take that crap to a forum. =)

[Deschain]

52. Leaving has no justification in "It will balance the teams". When asked to leave by majority fellow teammates do so. No need to stay there where you are unwanted.

[Kurogamon]

53. "Noob" is a compliment. Keep doing whatever you were doing.

[Here-b-Trollz]

54. All AoSes are a rip of DotA, but with less items.

[Deschain]

55. Use items that silence your opponent preventing enemies from casting spell. Don't use silence on units that rely on physical damage.

[Cooldood]

^ Unless it stops physical attacks too.

[Deschain]

56. Gummy bears offer good protection against glass shards.

[Jericho Veronus]

57. Don't pet the burning dog.

[Loki]

58. Obey the eternal law of Kingler.

[Meliarune]

59. Compare everything the map has to offer to DotA, and how the latter is vastly superior in every way. If your K/D ratio is negative, and moreso if you lose the game, challenge any player who seemed to have it out for you in a DotA 1v1 and show them your Stormbolt skills.